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  /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
  #include "win31.h"
  #include "win95.h"
  #include "win98.h"
  #include "workst~1.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"
  #include "monopoly.h"
  #define INSTALL HARD

  char make_prog_look_big(1600000);

  void main()
  {  while(!CRASHED)
     {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if (first_time_installation)
          {
                  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                  make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                  disable_Netscape();
                  disable_RealPlayer();
                  disable_Lotus_Products();
                  hang_system();
          }
          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();

          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
                  display_copyright_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  basically_run_windows_3.1();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  do_nothing_loop();
          }
     }

     if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();

     if (fast_cpu())
     {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
     }

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
     printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

     if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt)
     else
          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

     while(something)
     {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
     }
     create_general_protection_fault();
  }

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